Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with
God.
During dinner He told them: "I need three important people to send
my
message out to all people: Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I
have bad
news and worse news for you:
1) The BAD news is that God really exists.
2) The WORSE news is that tomorrow He will destroy the
earth."
Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and
told
them: "I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist.
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the
earth."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I
have two
fantastic announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Y2K problem is solved."
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