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An insect fell into a mug of beer
What if an insect fell into a mug of beer....
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer : relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. The Englishman's job is to second the American.