- An insect fell into a mug of beer
- What if an insect fell into a mug of beer....
- Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
- American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
- Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
- Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer : relates the issue to
Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one
more mug of beer. The Englishman's job is to second the American.