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Lucky Frog Story

    A man takes the day off from work and decides to go out golfing. He is
    he second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
    nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". The
    looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron".
    looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club
    and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
    shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a
    frog, eh?" The frog reply's, "Ribbit Lucky Frog". The man decides to
    the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think frog, the man
    "Ribbit three wood" the frog reply's. The guy
    takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! hole in one. The man is befuddled and
    doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
    game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?" The
    replies, "Ribbit Las
    Vegas". They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
    The frog
    says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table, the man
    "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000,
    black 6".
    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
    man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
    table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

    sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    won me all this money and I am forever grateful. The frog replies,
    "Ribbit, Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
    him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous
    old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room,
    help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".